A retired Vegas Showgirl walks into a bar…….


There are two types of people in the world: 
    People who will pick at their plate,
        even though they have had enough,
            and are no longer hungry,
                but perhaps feel a bit of guilt because those cold fries are going to waste,
                    and there are starving children in China,
    So with cat-like movements they continously extend an arm,
        to snatch a cold fry,
            or a lonely slice of pickle,
                or pick at the edible garnish
                    just because the plate still sits in front of them.
Then there are
    People who are specifically women in their early 20’s,
         who dine together,
            and have an unspoken contest,
                to see who can eat the least amount of food on their plate. 
    To go boxes? Never!
I’m in the first group.

One response

  1. Mom Cat

    Thanks for keeping up the blogs……I am really enjoying them. 🙂

    January 22, 2011 at 8:48 am

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