A retired Vegas Showgirl walks into a bar…….

An E-mail from Holly

Holly said, “I don’t usually forward these…….”  but,

   
 
A Real Man  


   
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will  
never stand her up and never let her down.  
He will reassure her when she feels insecure  
and comfort her after a bad day.  
   

   
He will inspire her to do things she never  
thought she could do; to live without fear  
and forget regret. He will enable her to  
express her deepest emotions and give in to  
her most intimate desires. He will make sure  
she always feels as though she’s the most  
beautiful woman in the room and will enable  
her to be the most confident, sexy,  
seductive, and invincible.  
   

  
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine. 
It’s wine that does all that……. 

Never mind. 

 

 
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One response

  1. Mom Cat

    I LOVED Holly’s e-mail.

    I can see you both have a great sense of humor.

    Keep up the good stories.

    December 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

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