A retired Vegas Showgirl walks into a bar…….

Wrong Number

“Good Afternoon, thank you for calling the brewhouse, this is Nikki how may I help you?…………………………I think you have the wrong number……………..Sir, you definitely have the wrong number…………………….Sir you called a restaurant………….”
 
She didn’t say anything else she just hung up the phone and looked over to me.  “He said he needed a woman for tonight.”
 
Only in Vegas.
 
sigh. 
 
In his defense, the word brewhouse does sound alot like cathouse.
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